“If you’re stupid and you know it, clap your hands!”
(clap clap)
I saw one of those sensor-activated soap dispensers at CVS. It was on sale, and if you buy it, you get, like, a gazillion CVS bonus bucks back.
I live for bonus bucks.
I smugly took it home. THIS was just the item I was looking for.
I calculate that in the last 4 1/2 years, I have coached the boy on the proper amount of soap to be used for hand washing at least 3,284 times. Conservatively.
This will fix his wagon. Because it’s so EASY. Put your dirty little paw under the nozzle, and the sensor spits out the right amount of soap.
This is not my dispenser. This one is even cooler than mine.
Apparently, this is big fucking fun for an almost-six-year-old.
The slimy soap trail was all over the counter. In the sink. On the towel.
Of course it was. Duh.
“If you’re stupid and you know it, clap your hands!”
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