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This week finds Flat Flannery trekking to Berkeley, California, to visit with Jillsmo, from Yeah. Good Times. Sadly, I cannot report that all was hunky dory in hippieville. There’s something dark going on in the land of Birkenstocks.
You see, during Flanny’s visit, she bore witness to some questionable events. Of course, one would certainly expect any visit involving Jillsmo to be questionable. It seems that on one day, while Flanny was enjoying the shade of a large tree, she saw Jillsmo spying on her neighbor, and eavesdropping on their phone call. It was certainly in poor taste, to say the least.
Things went further downhill the next morning. While Flanny sat in a local bagel shop, people watching out the window as she is prone to do, she witnessed Jillsmo, up to no good again. Right there on the street, Jillsmo verbally assaulted an environmental activist who was trying desperately to spread the word about the dangers of radiation. Flanny couldn’t believe her crooked eyes.
That evening, she confronted Jillsmo. Of course, Jillsmo made excuses for her behavior. But she had an evil plan brewing. It started with liquor, which should be no surprise, since it is Jillsmo, after all.
But this was no party. After Jillsmo convinced Flannery to consume copious amounts of liquor, she tried to “get rid of her,” to keep the sordid details of the visit a secret.
Yes, she tried to feed Flanny to a snake. Let this be a lesson that you can’t trust every blogger you meet online!
Luckily, Flanny made a narrow escape, hitched a ride to the airport with the environmental activist, and has already embarked on her next adventure.
Jillsmo, however, remains at large in Berkeley.