It’s time again for Flat Flannery Friday!!
You can read the original Flat Flannery story here.
Last week, our heroine was fleeing Berkeley, California, after an unfortunate visit to Jillsmo.
This week, the Flanster has made her way across the country, and is visiting our friend, Grace, from That’sRightISaidIt.Dot.Mom.
Let me tell you, this is no Berkeley debacle, because Grace knows how to show a girl a good time! No sooner had Flanny arrived, and they were in the car, road tripping their way to a casino!
Now, according to Grace, Flanny was a bit of a handful.
“She backed up her drinks at the casino bar. I don’t know which is the bigger problem, her drinking or her gambling. She was outta control.”
But in Flanny’s version, Grace was throwing around drinks like it was Mardi Gras night on Bourbon street.
Either way, at some point nature called. Poor Grace was so cockeyed that she wandered into the men’s room, where Flanny tried to drag her out, and spare her embarrassment. But of course, someone snapped a picture of Flanny, just trying to be a good friend.
All in all, the girls had a great night out. Except for that unfortunate cat fight in the parking lot. It seems Grace is more of a Sebastian Bach/Skid Row kind of girl, and Flanny is partial to Axl Rose/Guns ‘N Roses.
Luckily they were able to work it out like ladies, without Grace having to brandish the switch blade concealed in her jeans.
This was quite an adventure, and Flanny is looking forward to some relaxation on her next stop. You’ll have to check back next week to see where that is!