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Flat Flannery Friday #3

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It’s time again for Flat Flannery Friday!!

You can read the original Flat Flannery story here.

Last week, our heroine was fleeing Berkeley, California, after an unfortunate visit to Jillsmo.

This week, the Flanster has made her way across the country, and is visiting our friend, Grace, from That’sRightISaidIt.Dot.Mom.

Let me tell you, this is no Berkeley debacle, because Grace knows how to show a girl a good time!  No sooner had Flanny arrived, and they were in the car, road tripping their way to a casino!

Now, according to Grace, Flanny was a bit of a handful.

She backed up her drinks at the casino bar.  I don’t know which is the bigger problem, her drinking or her gambling.  She was outta control.”

See, no drinks in this picture!

But in Flanny’s version, Grace was throwing around drinks like it was Mardi Gras night on Bourbon street.

Either way, at some point nature called.  Poor Grace was so cockeyed that she wandered into the men’s room, where Flanny tried to drag her out, and spare her embarrassment.  But of course, someone snapped a picture of Flanny, just trying to be a good friend.

See how this guy is holding Flanny against the urinal to snap a picture? The nerve!

All in all, the girls had a great night out.  Except for that unfortunate cat fight in the parking lot.  It seems Grace is more of a Sebastian Bach/Skid Row kind of girl, and Flanny is partial to Axl Rose/Guns ‘N Roses.

Eh, he's not bad.

It's like staring at the sun! I need my shades!!

Luckily they were able to work it out like ladies, without Grace having to brandish the switch blade concealed in her jeans.

This was quite an adventure, and Flanny is looking forward to some relaxation on her next stop.  You’ll have to check back next week to see where that is!


About Flannery

Kid, husband, dogs, my mother, full-time job, maximum stress, minimal relaxation...sooner or later I had to vent. AND we moved from California to Texas. I could start a whole other blog about that.

12 responses »

  1. OK, so Grace took Flat Flannery out for some mild debauchery… She’s just getting her warmed up! Did she win anything at the tables? Or was it just a little night at the slots? That looks like a baby’s hand holding up that drunk Flat Flannery in the urinal – what kinda drunk two dimensional being takes a little baby into the casino urinal?!

    • We ARE just getting warmed up. That was pretty much a boring Tuesday night for me.

      If Sebastian and Axl can go on tour together without stabbing each other, I don’t know what Flat Flanny’s problem was. Beer muscles, I guess.

  2. Bwaaaahhhh!!! I love it!!! Flanny’s developing quite a personality….she’s starting to sound like a little lush…not that that’s bad or anything… 😉

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  4. Why is everyone debauching Flat Flanny? If I don’t dispatch her to a library or something at least somewhat cerebral, then I fear she’ll be heading to rehab soon.

  5. I want to party with Grace and Flat Flannery. Lynn? Not so much.

  6. @Lynn: Not to worry. She’s coming out to visit me in the rurals, and I don’t drink. It’ll kind of be like rehab without the meetings.

    @Grace: All I can say is, I”m glad you brought FF to a bathroom with the cleanest urinal on the planet. That shows class.

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