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Medication changes are fun for the whole family.

8:30 p.m.  “It’s past your bedtime, get back in bed and go to sleep!”

8:40 p.m.  “I know you love our bed, but you’re not sleeping with us (again), get back in your bed!  No, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you just because I don’t want you in my bed, you sound like a bad date.”

8:42 p.m.  “I’m serious, stay in bed or you will start losing toys and limbs.”

9:00 p.m. [sleep]

12:38 a.m.  “Huh, wha-…NO, you cannot sleep here, go back to bed.”

12:39 a.m.  [loud crying] “Stop crying, you are fine.  I know you miss your family, but it’s not like we’re in another country, we’re just down the hall.  I’ll explain what a country is tomorrow, please stay in bed.”

12:41 a.m.  [howling] “OHMYGOD you have to be QUIET before you wake up the whole house!  NO, you are still NOT getting in my bed!  No, no I DO love you, I just don’t love it when you’re in my bed, kicking me all night.  No, nobody is going to another country, at least not tonight.”

12:42 a.m.  “Okay, I’m sorry I yelled.  Yes I will rub your back if you go to sleep.  Seriously, you must go to sleep.”

12:43 – 12:56 a.m.  [back rubbing, clockwise circles, gradually decreasing pressure, transitioning from entire palm to just fingertips, staring at large world map on bedroom wall]  Hmmmm, Turkmenistan is right there by Iran and Afghanistan, but you never hear about them.  I wonder if the Turkmenistanians have Al Qaeda problems?  I will have to google Turkmenistan tomorrow.

12:57 a.m.  [sleep]

12:59 a.m.  [THUNDER]  “WAAAAAAAAH!!”

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About Flannery

Kid, husband, dogs, my mother, full-time job, maximum stress, minimal relaxation...sooner or later I had to vent. AND we moved from California to Texas. I could start a whole other blog about that.

6 responses »

  1. Great. You had to go and mention Al Qaeda. Now Homeland Security is gonna put us all on some government watch list.

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  2. I suddenly feel much better about my limited sleep interruption last night. Granted, because it was so rare, I was certain we’d stepped into Paranormal Activities 2, but that didn’t stop me from falling asleep an hour and a half later . . .

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  3. Did you google turmenistan, or were you too afraid of really being on the HLS watch list?

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  4. Why can’t the medication ever do anything cool, like give children the urge to say please and thank you? Or, make them lose the desire to eat boogers?

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  5. You’re stronger than I am. Let him kick you – you’ll still sleep more and think of Turkmenistan less. (Plus he’s too adorable to resist!)

    PS – forgot to mention that I love the new look! Very cool.

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